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Merry Xmas [05 Dec 2004|05:11pm] lil_munki 1 comment|post comments

The monkeys are coming [25 Oct 2004|03:05am] tapzilla2k And they've stolen my bananas :-( 1 comment|post comments

Monkeys are everywhere [12 May 2004|06:14pm] tapzilla2k Yes they are. Monkeys on the XFM show with the lovely Laruen.... Damn it we need more monkeys in the world. I will rule the world with an iron fist one day along with the monkeys.... 1 comment|post comments

Spring is near! [16 Mar 2004|03:37pm] lil_munki [ mood | mischievous ] post comments

Have a great time tonight! [31 Dec 2003|06:13am] cherry_divinity [ mood | amused ] Have a Great New Years Eve you wild little monkeys!! :D 2 comments|post comments

MONKEYS! [09 Dec 2003|05:47pm] flower_girl_ [ mood | excited ] Let us celebrate monkeyliciousness! :-D God I have nothing to say today. ;-) 2 comments|post comments

Breaking the silence [02 Dec 2003|09:30pm] lil_munki [ mood | disappointed ] Its very quite in here is no one up to any monkey business, going ape, or even going banannas or is it just me? Have i scared everyone off? 2 comments|post comments

I Like Monkeys [19 Nov 2003|09:08pm] lil_munki [ mood | amused ] I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys. I did not write this poem. I do not know who wrote this poem. I would gladly give credit to whoever did write this poem but every time I have seen this poem it is attributed to anonymous. I put the poem on here because it had disappeared from its previous repository. Sorry to see it gone, I put it in a place that I knew I could find it whenever I needed a dose of its adolescent humor. This silly little poem makes me laugh out loud every time I read it. I like monkeys, too. 2 comments|post comments

It's go time! [14 Nov 2003|11:48am] flower_girl_ [ mood | silly ] Time to shake up this community! Time to herd in the monkeys! We shall gallop along and cause havoc! WHO IS WITH ME?! Let's gather round the flowers and the monkeys and PAR-TAY! 5 comments|post comments

The monkeys [17 Oct 2003|10:13pm] tapzilla2k have escaped again :( Time to round them up zilla style. "oi get back here now you stupid monkeys" 5 comments|post comments

YAY TO ZILLA! [12 Oct 2003|04:28pm] flower_girl_ [ mood | grateful ] OI OI OI! I just felt that a YAY ZILLA thread was needed, because he rocks to no end. Hooray to the sweetest and cutest guy! :-D 2 comments|post comments

Monkeys everywhere [08 Oct 2003|07:33pm] tapzilla2k I woke up today seeing monkeys everywhere. Why you ask ? Because i have a monkey screensaver. I left the zilla computer running all night to download some files :) 8 comments|post comments

Let us welcome new members to the monkey and flower jungle! [05 Oct 2003|03:50pm] flower_girl_ [ mood | Welcoming ] We shall sing songs and dance in circles until we get dizzy and collapse in welcoming cherry_divinity and king_of_kink. HOORAY! Now let's get funky tonight! 7 comments|post comments

I have an important announcement to make! [03 Oct 2003|05:31pm] flower_girl_ [ mood | silly ] ...And you better stare at my Jake icon very closely when I say it! Bella has been bad! Very bad! She is need of a spanking! Now spank yourselves! Now look at the Jake icon! *that is the end of my public service announcment* 14 comments|post comments

[03 Oct 2003|10:18pm] peanut_head [ mood | dirty ] Shaking my and entering the community, I am here and spreading the love for those flowers and MONKEYS!!!!! OOH OOH MONKEYS. SCRATCHY SCRATCHY! ♥ 20 comments|post comments

Monkeys are great [03 Oct 2003|09:36pm] tapzilla2k Monkeys rock my world. I love them and together we will take over the world :D 14 comments|post comments

Look at me! [02 Oct 2003|06:12am] flower_girl_ [ mood | silly ] The journal itself is updating...ooh! Look at the ghostly goodness of it all! It is damn spooky I tells ya. I now shall welcome the newest member, Ashley! Bon jour! Let us dance the cherry divine goodness! Sha na na na! Edit: Seems I cannot update the journal under the journal's screen name. Well damn. post comments

Where flower meets monkey... [01 Oct 2003|06:15am] flower_girl_ [ mood | accomplished ] This is the official community of flowers and monkeys. I always thought there should be a place for flower and monkey lovers to run fre through the wilderness. Well now, young flower and monkey lovers, there is. I look forward to much talk and much laughter. Feel free to post about whatever you want, as long as you have fun. :-) 8 comments|post comments

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